Speechless! (ebay madness alert)

I sent a question to the seller, asking for clarification about the serial number. This is the (insane) reply that I got: ------------------ evan_k, thank you for asking about this fine microwaved masterpiece of fine art. This was a perfectly working complete unaltered Mac 512k before it was microwaved by the AMIR 9000 One Ton Microwaving Robot, now a first of it's kind. It is now an incredible work of art considered to be priceless and even better than before it was microwaved. The artist also known as your professional microwave operator waited 25 years to microwave this computer. Some things only just get better with age especially when it comes to the world of art. You can be assured that a fine connoisseur of art will acquire this work of art. The artists has sold artworks to collectors which include Dale Djerassi [son of the of Carl Djerassi who invented the birth control pill, Georgia Frontier just to name a couple. He has also been featured internationally in numerous prominent publications that have included HGTV, OPRAH, TLC, People magazine, Mal Sharp's Weird Rooms Book, CNN, Good morning show, 100 Hojdare Sweden, Urdu Magazine, Los Angeles Times and so on. He also was featured at the most prominent modern art museum in Baltimore called the AVAM. You can be sure this art is authentic, original & sign and dated by the artist & guaranteed microwaved.