New subject: OSI Journals

17 Nov 2009

I sent a question to the seller, asking for clarification about the 
serial number.  This is the (insane) reply that I got:

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evan_k, thank you for asking about this fine microwaved masterpiece of 
fine art. This was a perfectly working complete unaltered Mac 512k 
before it was microwaved by the AMIR 9000 One Ton Microwaving Robot, now 
a first of it's kind. It is now an incredible work of art considered to 
be priceless and even better than before it was microwaved. The artist 
also known as your professional microwave operator waited 25 years to 
microwave this computer. Some things only just get better with age 
especially when it comes to the world of art. You can be assured that a 
fine connoisseur of art will acquire this work of art. The artists has 
sold artworks to collectors which include Dale Djerassi [son of the of 
Carl Djerassi who invented the birth control pill, Georgia Frontier just 
to name a couple. He has also been featured internationally in numerous 
prominent publications that have included HGTV, OPRAH, TLC, People 
magazine, Mal Sharp's Weird Rooms Book, CNN, Good morning show, 100 
Hojdare Sweden, Urdu Magazine, Los Angeles Times and so on. He also was 
featured at the most prominent modern art museum in Baltimore called the 
AVAM.

You can be sure this art is authentic, original & sign and dated by the 
artist & guaranteed microwaved.

Speechless! (ebay madness alert)