Macro-10 humour

On Dec 14, 2020, at 07:54, Don Stalkowski via cctalk <cctalk at classiccmp.org> wrote: ?I came across this among some junk I had. Don .TY NEMON.DOC LEVEL 5 MACRO-10 MNEMONICS ============================= COINCIDENT WITH THE RELEASE OF THE LEVEL 5 MONITOR SERIES, THE MNEMONICS FOR THE HARDWARE INSTRUCTIONS USED IN THE MACRO-10 ASSEMBLER HAVE BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT CHANGES TO THE MONITOR, AND NEW OPERATING PROCEDURES. ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE NOT ALL BEEN IMPLEMENTED AS YET, A PARTIAL LISTING FOLLOWS: TRCE TRANSLATE REDUNDANT CODE TO ETHIOPIAN ROTC REQUEST OPERATOR TAKE OFF CLOTHES TDCE TRY TO DUMP CORE EVERYWHERE HRR HASH RELOCATION REGISTERS XCT EXTEND CYCLE TIME ANDCMB ALLOW NO DIRECT CURRENT IN MEMORY BANKS AOSE ALERT ONE SYSTEMS ENGINEER SETNM START EJECTING TRANSISTORS AT NEAREST MACHINE SETCM STOP EVERYTHING TO CRASH MONITOR SETAM START EATING TAPE ON ALTERNATE MONDAYS TLCN THROW LIFEPRESERVER INTO CHANNEL FOR NON-SWIMMER MULM MONITOR UPDATE FROM LUNAR MODULE MOVMS MAINTAIN ONLY VARIABLE MAGTAPE SPEED FSBRI FIVE SONIC BOOMS OVER REMOTE INTERFACE HRRES HIJACK REMOTE READER TO ENGINEERING SCIENCE HRREM HALT AND REVERSE ROTATION ON EVERY MAGTAPE JUMPE JUMBLE USERS' MEMORY ON PARITY ERROR IDPB IMMEDIATELY DROP PARITY BIT SETCAI SUDDENLY ELECTRIFY TERMINAL ON CRUDELY ARTICULATED INPUT JFFO JAIL AND FINGERPRINT FLIPPANT OPERATOR ORCMB OPERATOR REQUEST TO CHANGE MAIN BATTERIES SKIP SEARCH FOR KNOT IN INPUT STRING SKIPL SKIP ON KNOT IN POWER LINE ORCBI ORDER REDUNDANT CHANNELS TO THE BACK OF THE I/O BUS SUBI START UNLOADING BAGGAGE FROM THE I/O BUS PUSH PUNCH USING SEMI-CIRCULAR HOLES JUMPL JUMP AND UNRAVEL MAIN POWER LINE SOSL SMEAR OUTPUT ON SLOW LINE PRINTERS TRON TRY TO REWIND OPERATORS' NECKTIE SOSN SEND OUTPUT TO SUPERVISORS' NECKTIE AOBJN ADD ONE BIT TO JOB NUMBER IMULM INSIST THAT MALICIOUS USERS BE LOCKED IN MEMORY FMPR FORGET MEMORY PROTECTION AND RELOCATION FMPRB FAKE MONITOR PROBLEMS AND RESET BRIEFLY CAIE CHANGE ADDRESSING TO INEFFECTIVE FROM EFFECTIVE TRN TRANSLATE TO ROMAN NUMERALS DPB DETACH PROCESSOR BRIEFLY DIVB DECODE INTEGERS TO VERIFIED BRAILLE SETCAI SNICKER ON ERRONEOUS TYPEIN FOR CAI DIVMB DESTROY INDIVIDUAL MEMORY BANK ORCB OUTPUT A RECORD CODED IN BRAILLE TRCE TRANSFER ON ROMAN CATHOLIC ENGINEER TLNE TRANSFER ON LUTHERAN ENGINEER TROA TRANSFER ON ATHEIST SOS SERVICE ONLY STUDENTS SOJG SERVICE ONLY JEWISH GRAD STUDENTS TDC TAKE DISK TO CHIROPRACTER TSCA TURN SYSTEM CLOCK AHEAD FADRB FILTER AIR ON DETECTING ROPE BURNING FADM FILTER AIR ON DETECTING MOUNTIE PUSHJ PROCESS USER'S SHORTHAND JOB TDCA TYPE DOCUMENTATION, CENSORING ANECDOTES MOVEM MONITOR OUTPUTS A VULGAR ERROR MESSAGE ADDM ALLEVIATE DELAYS IN DECTAPE MOUNTING AOSL AWAKEN OPERATOR IF SNORING LOUDLY CAIE CENSOR ALL INPUT FROM ENGINEERING DPB DISPLAY PASSWORDS FROM BATCH FSBM FAST SPLICE OF BROKEN MAGTAPE BLT BEGIN LOSING TIME S0JG STACK OPERATOR (JUST GIRLS) TSON TIME SLICE OF ONE NANOSECOND JRST JOG 'ROUND SEVEN TRACK TAPE TSC TRANSFER SWAPPING TO CARDS