27 Sep
2012
27 Sep
'12
10:20 a.m.
From: Fred Cisin <cisin at xenosoft.com>
On Thu, 27 Sep 2012, Chris Tofu wrote:
C:\DERP> See, you're just encouraging him. And
everyone knows that baby
carrots are BABIES, not little carrots turned down from big ones. Duh.
You would be amazed at what percentage of "baby" carrots are FRAUDULENT
adult carrots cut down to impersonate babies.
C: I was a fraudulent adult once. I applied for a job while still in 10th grade, posing as
an 18 year old (I was 16). Some say I'm still a fraudulent adult. I say the claim is
credible.
?Any other fraudulent adults on the list here?