5 Sep
2011
5 Sep
'11
3 p.m.
On 09/05/2011 05:28 PM, Josh Dersch wrote:
Yes, exactly. If the dirtbag steals MY air conditioner and I'm
anywhere nearby, he's going to eat lead, plain and simple.
Good riddance,
and thank you Mr. Darwin.
In Florida, it has become common for one to be sitting in one's living
room and suddenly notice it's getting warm in the house. You go
outside and find that some street urchin has made off with the copper
coils in the condenser unit of your air conditioner. They often huff
the freon while they're at it, according to the cops. Fortunately for
the rest of us, sometimes this kills them...but not often enough.
And this isn't only happening in "those" neighborhoods, either.
Ah, yes, when "those" people steal an air conditioner it's *unfortunate
when they don't die as a result*. You must be a real hit at parties.
Yes, usually. But then I tend to party with people who don't
inexplicably feel sorry for people who don't fucking behave themselves
and screw with other peoples' shit in order to appear "cool" in front of
their dirtbag friends.
-Dave
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Dave McGuire
Port Charlotte, FL