On Sat, Sep 24, 2011 at 06:16:56PM +0100, Tony Duell wrote:
 
 On 23 Sep 2011 at 21:02, Tony Duell wrote:
 > 'It is probably a good idea to avoid
stroking your cat when  
 repairing
  the HP9800 memory system\footnote{What?  You
don't have a cat? No
 wonder you are having problems with your HP9800}. ' 
 A cat skin will work just as well as a cat--and doesn't eat as much. 
 Or a one teacher at schookl put it 'Ye old ebonite rods and the pieces of
 cat' :-)
 However, I don't have a problem generating static, I have a problem
 keeping it down. I don't need a piece of cat skin to add to the problem.
 I do need the cats because they are useful in many other ways (vermin
 control, bed warming, an alarm clock (although I wish I could work out
 how to set it....) etc.  
 
Somehow I seem to have managed to "program" our furry "alarm clock"
(the
black tomcat) to trigger around 0830 (with the regular (electronic) alarm
clock firing at 0820). Unfortunately, I haven't yet managed to add the
concept of "weekends" ... which means I'll get woken up at 0830 on a
saturday/sunday morning: "Why are you still asleep, don't you have to get
up and go to work??". *sigh*
Cats. Sometimes they can be so annoying but one can't live without the
little furry cute bastards ;-)
Kind regards,
            Alex.
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"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and
 looks like work."                                      -- Thomas A. Edison