I need one of these,
http://xkcd.com/1406/
No, I want he Mk2 version. With :
[Computer]
RS232 serial
RS442 serial
BBC micro quincuncial DIN plug serial
4 pin CoCo serial
Commodore User port
Econet
Ethernet AUI (DA15)
Thinwire and thickwire coax ethernet
Current loop (pick the connector ...)
80V telegrpah line
PC Joystick (DA15)
Commodore/Atari Joytick (DE9)
BBC analogue (DA15)
Vectrex joystick (DE9)
CoCo Joystick (6 pin DIN)
BBC User port
IEEE-488/HPIB/GPIB
S100 bus
Unibus
Qbus
ISA
BBC 1MHZ bus
PERQlink
[Audio]
Audio DIN (3 pin, 5 pin)
2.5mm jack
5mm jack
6mm jack
1/4" jack (2 pole, 3 pole, Plug 316)
IEC 5 pin
[Telephone]
Plug 420
Plug 505
Plug 631A
-tony