Evan - your still a great guy, always gonna like
ya.... but if you do
 that again, next time I'm down your way I'm going to drive right over
 your Miata (aka speed bump) with my Hummer ;-) 
After which it would be necessary to send an announcement to the list.
What would be the reaction?
Should we do a few test runs to see?
Jay might not be happy about such an auto-related post.  So you should
probably NOT use your Hummer; drop a Vax on him, instead.