On 23 Sep 2011 at 21:02, Tony Duell wrote:
 > 'It is probably a good idea to avoid stroking
your cat when  
repairing
  the HP9800 memory system\footnote{What?  You don't
have a cat? No
 wonder you are having problems with your HP9800}. ' 
A cat skin will work just as well as a cat--and doesn't eat as much.
--Chuck