26 Aug
2004
26 Aug
'04
9:51 a.m.
-----Original Message-----
From: cctalk-bounces(a)classiccmp.org
[mailto:cctalk-bounces@classiccmp.org] On Behalf Of Patrick/VCM SysOp
Sent: 26 August 2004 19:43
To: 'General Discussion: On-Topic and Off-Topic Posts'
Subject: RE: OT: Dream keyboard
Hmmmm, daydreaming... The Microsoft version, the "Natural
Beverage Keyboard USB/IBA". You have to buy a client license
for each glass you use. The keyboard oozes turpentine when
you press the "Jack" key while in Outlook, until you install
hotfix K987666. ;-)
Heh, I'd like a keyboard with all of these:
An ANY key
Separate F1 for when the keyboard is missing
An 'I know what I'm doing' key
A 'just fucking do it!' key
And a cluster of ctrl-alt-del keys to make 3-fingered salutes easier to do
:)
Cheers
w