29 Jun
2002
29 Jun
'02
4:28 p.m.
The correct way to address an officer of the law is to first
question his integrity, then accuse him of fraud...
Officer: License, registration, and proof of insurance please.
You: Hand over the documentation, and ask "Are you a good cop?"
Officer: What do you mean by that? (defensive)
You: Just last week a number of your fellow law enforcement
agents were arrested for <pick a crime>, and I want to know
if you are a good cop.
At this point, the best result you can hope for is to have
a friend video-taping the beating that results so you can
live out your remaining days in a private room at the
hospital...
clint
On Sat, 29 Jun 2002, John Boffemmyer IV wrote:
heh, i thought it would be more like either:
why no officer, i don't see the two fifties in my wallet.
or
why no officer, i don't know how your wife ended up half naked sitting on
my lap (chicks love us geeks, we all know it).
computer-wise, it would be more like:
why yes officer, that is a 1gb ibm microdrive in my wallet, you thought it
was a thick credit card, didn't ya, hehe... (shortly before your
ass-whooping by pig with short fuse).
or
why no officer, those dental tools and those pliers and electrical tape are
actually for the computers i use, i don't know how that blueprint of the
bank got in there.<grin>
so is our sad small lives...
-John
At 10:47 PM 6/29/02, you wrote:
On Thu, 27 Jun 2002, Tony Duell wrote:
Damn, just fell into another stereotype.
(Why, no Officer, those two straightened paperclips in my wallet are just
there for decoration.)
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27) When
you have a lock to pick on an old file cabinet, call IT
Support. We love to hack.
You mean there are computer people who _can't_ pick filing cabinet locks?
I am truely amazed....