From: David Riley <fraveydank at gmail.com>
Certainly you need some sort of lathing apparatus to make
baby carrots.?
C: See, you're just encouraging him. And everyone knows that baby carrots are BABIES,
not little carrots turned down from big ones. Duh.
On the other hand, sticking a rotisserie
chicken on a machine lathe ought to be a somewhat reliable
way of separating grease from meat from bones in the
absence of a proper kitchen centrifuge.
C: Alright whatever. Just take a nap, you'll feel better.