You sir, are just jealous. Actually the four or five hundred cards I have for various mac, apple, and PCs is fairly sane. I have a equally large selection of stuff I NEVER will even think of using, but at some time or another it seemed reasonable to stick in the back of my car. A 24"x24"x24" box of commercial air filters in a size I can't use top the list, but I also have 3 new in the box 3Com ISDN modems for a mac, and a box full of Rumba licenses and software (hey you AS400 types these may be old, but Wallstreet told me that since they are new and unopened they should still qualify for tech support etc.).