You might be a VMS Bigot if..... - test-drb@ccmp.vtda.org

3 Oct 2000

From: R. D. Davis &lt;rdd(a)smart.net&gt;

...
 work their way up to VMS and eventually be given access
to the 'net
after demonstrating an ability to send e-mail using macro-32. 

Back in the dark ages when people could barely say print servers
one of the local characteres took an apple laser writer and put it on 
a serial port of the local vax and wrote a DCL script so that you could 
either mail or print to the printer.  Worked pretty good for VMS-3.6!

...
 from Macro-32 you have reall power available! 
Allison