I have heard
that 1 or 2 dozen White Castle burgers is
another substitute.
White Castle. Ugh, filthy things. I was introduced to them by
my WC-munchin' pa when I visited family in Ohio, and they were
positively nasty. :-P
<oft-repeated scene:>
"Woa, these things are *nasty*. Another sack of ten, please..."
-dq