Ya know, as I sit back and recall some of the stupidity that I've come across all these years, and after carefully analyzing the actions by our brainless-brethren, I have come to the conclusion that I like stupid people. No really, think about this. Why else do we have the new? Is it not just to inform us of the ridiculous crap people have done that day. You've all seen it. Famous athlete signs 48 million 8 year contract...also picked up for swiping a pair of $ 120 Nike's at the local athletic store. Or as someone already mentioned...2 teenage vandals were crushed early this morning outside of Billy Bob's Git-N-Go when a foiled attempt at free beverages went wrong. The Soda dispensing machine was accidentally tipped on the to young men as the attempted to gently sway the cola out of the machine. Or how bout the one where the kids hopped off of a 200 foot tall bridge into 8 inches of water....hey did you ever think of checking out the old landing zone first? Oh wait...my other favorite, what about the guy who was working on fuel pump of his 1970 Plymouth that blew his right arm off and maimed the family cat...technical reports indicated he was smoking at the time of the incident. :) Ok...or how bout the drunken fishing accident where the guys got trashed and somehow drove off of a 300 foot tall dam at 45 mph. OMG Where are all these fools coming from. My point is that we should be thankful we have our comical, brainless, incapable of reading the manual, didn't see the sign, wasn't looking, fell asleep while tilling the garden, accidentally blew away the dog while cleaning my pistol, or just wanted to get more umphhh out of the family vacum cleaner so I bent the prongs and plugged it into the 220 line ( right before the fire department showed up), forgot how they opened up Netscape 3 seconds ago and now can't remember if it's a Macintosh or Hewlitt Packard even tho there is an Apple on damn thing, common-sense deprived cohorts. Hell, if I didn't get to laugh my ass off every night because some asshole drove his car through the front lobby of the local burger joint, I might just have to go and do some stupid stuff myself. There is no end to the stupidity, and no amount of warnings, labels, locks, chains, security, or advisories are capable of stopping those prone to accidents. I've been warned of every possible harmful thing on the planet by my mom (bless her heart), but if I didn't think first it would do absolutely no good. Just the other day I even notice a "warning" label inside the drivers side sun visor in my 98 Mustang...it read...please face the child restraint seat so that it is facing the rear of the vehicle. It even had a picture which clearly showed the seat in the correct position with a damn steering wheel about six inches in front of it. If there is someone dumb enough to load a child seat into that side of the vehicle...that kid was better off anyways. I wonder, the guy who decided to label that there,,,is he the one that put the Brail dots on the drive-up ATM's? My point...if you aren't lame or dead yet,,,keep diving...if you get hurt....I'll laugh my ass off at ya, but I won't stop ya. mark. Richard Erlacher wrote: