(Translated from Latin scroll dated 2 BC)
Dear Cassius:
Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD
is giving
us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I don't know
how people will cope with working the wrong way around. Having been working
happily downwards forever, now we have to start thinking upwards. You would
think that someone would have thought of it earlier and not left it to us
to sort it all out at this last minute.
I spoke to Caesar the other evening. He was livid that Julius hadn't done
something about it when he was sorting out the calendar. He said he could
see why Brutus turned nasty. We called in Consultus, but he simply said
that continuing downwards using minus BC won't work and as usual charged a
fortune for doing nothing useful. Surely, we will not have to throw out all
our hardware and start again? Macrohard will make yet another fortune out
of this I suppose.
The money lenders are paranoid of course! They have been told that all
usury rates
will invert and they will have to pay their clients to take out
loans. Its an ill wind....
As for myself, I just can't see the sand in an hourglass flowing upwards.
We
have heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been
working on the problem, but unfortunately they won't arrive until it's all
over.
I have heard that there are plans to stable all horses at midnight at the
turn of
the year as there are fears that they will stop and try to un
backwards, causing immense damage to chariots and possible loss of life.
Some say the world will cease to exist at the moment of transition. Anyway,
we are still continuing to work on this blasted Y zero K problem. I will
send a parchment to you if anything further develops.
If you have any ideas please let me know.
Plutonius