This is OT but I thought everyone would get a kick out of it.
Joe
Subject: Computer Humor.....
Subject: Computer humor with a
twist...maybe a slant...
Jesus and Satan were having an
ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was
tired of hearing of the bickering. Finally God said,
"Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run
two hours and I will judge who does the better job."
So down Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and
typed away.
They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.
About ten minutes before their time was up,
lightning flashed across the sky, thunder rolled,
the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity
went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed
every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them
rebooted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all
of his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became very irate:
"Wait! He must have cheated. How did he do that?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves...."
( Dats 'cuz da devil made me do it ! )
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