Hmm.. "You have the complete VMS docset on display in your living room." Only one docs set? I have 2 complete ones and several incomplete ones... "You keep wanting Digital to produce "Visual DCL"" Eh? I'd imagine that would look really weird on my LA120... "You still have a VAX architecture manual" Which one would you like? 80-81, 82, 86, or the big expanded 8.5" x 11" one? And which rev of the instruction set reference do you prefer? "You need a mouse with three buttons and the middle button is useful" Mouse? Whazzat? "You believe a computer might handle more than one user at a time" Maybe, but they have to bring their own chair and their own terminal "The concept of a blue screen of death is foreign to you" Well, in theory, I suppose I could make a text page entirely composed of the word "death" and somehow get a blue ribbon made for the LA120.. but where does the screen part come in? "You think that a command line interface is better than a GUI" A GUI? Was someone drinking pop around the computer again? "You reboot your desktop station once every 15 months (and only because a tornado caused a city-wide power blackout)" Hah, my station is being used *AS* a desktop "You know you can find out how to use a command by typing help and get it" I think I'll just look it up in the doc set, that'd be a lot of printing _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com.