Rumor has it that Christopher Smith may have mentioned these words: <Homer> Ooooohhh, Sparcbook... Mmmmmmmmm... </Homer> Darn, you prolly know perl about 1000000% better than me... So, I can't trade your wife 6 months of perl programming for a sparcbook... :-( Always wanted one of those. My wife is also amongst the computer illiterate, but at least I have her brainwashed^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H educated enough to not want Windows on any machine she uses... :-) Laterz, Roger "Merch" Merchberger -- Roger "Merch" Merchberger --- sysadmin, Iceberg Computers Recycling is good, right??? Ok, so I'll recycle an old .sig. If at first you don't succeed, nuclear warhead disarmament should *not* be your first career choice.