I guess you discovered the plot to make war for oil. You got us. I say us, because I support George Bush and the Republican party, and will continue to do so. Do you remember how we invaded Venezuela for their oil? What about the invasions of Russia, Saudi Arabia, and all other oil-producing nations? I was particularly happy that we invaded Iraq the first time for oil. Aren't those oil fields under our control already? After all, we were accused of fighting for oil then, too. Since we fought for oil then, why are we going back for oil now? What happened to the oil we stole from Iraq? We must have sold it all so we could buy SUVs. Wow - you are such a brilliant person. Bush is a dictator, and requires the House of Representatives and the Senate to vote his way or else. Nobody but Bush is responsible for deficits. All hail Bush. It certainly is nice to only have one political party in this Nation. Things sure were tough when we had more than one political party in the United States. Now that the Democratic party has been dissolved and all of them have become rank-and-file Republicans, now we can finally destroy the country once and for all. Democracy sucks. I'm so glad we have a dictatorship now. It's a shame you let this information leak out. We Republicans were trying so hard to keep this secret. I can't wait until we buy out all of the solar panel manufacturers so we can shut them down. After all, we are only trying to screw the little people and sell oil. You caught us again. This whole "supply and demand" thing is a vast right-wing conspiracy. Actually, every singe energy trader is a member of our ultra-secret society. We hold meetings every month to figure out how to make the price of energy rise as high as it can, so we can make as much money as possible. As a matter of fact, the whole thing with the strike in Venezuela was crafted by the Republican Party and George Bush. It worked, didn't it? You found the big one. As a Republican, I consider it my duty to screw up the environment as much as possible, so that I can enjoy poor air quality and poisoned water. I can't stand to have natural, clean things around me, so I try my best to destroy the environment. In fact, I take great pride in dumping dangerous chemicals into rivers. I try my best to not recycle anything, and I go out of my way to purchase vehicles that get the worst economy (I making so much money from oil - I can afford to do so) and pollute the most. Part of our right-wing meetings include discussions on how to make the environment as bad as possible. Thankfully, our bubble isolation chambers keep us Republicans from having to breathe the same air or drink the same water that everyone else does. I have to admire your abilities. You exposed us Republicans for what we really are. Since we are inhuman, we don't have to worry about destroying the environment. Since we have no children, we don't have to worry about the future. Since we all are in the oil business, we do everything possible to make oil as expensive as possible for the little people, and we wage war against every nation that has oil. After all of your in-depth research, including numerous facts and reliable sources, I conclude that you are a skilled journalist. (sigh) Libs. They make me laugh. - Matt