And, let's not forget to insist that the judge address you as "your royal holiness of technology preservation." Refuse to address the court without being bowed to. Insist that the judge, and everyone else, who doesn't collect computers, waits for the royal wave from you before they speak. Lastly, when asked any computer-related questions, insist that you be allowed to consult your followers and members of your extended royal family, the classiccmp group. If they attempt to charge you with contempt of court, plead permanent insanity (remember, insanity is a good thing). When they try to cart you away to the funny farm, claim that you're not mentally unstable, just eccentric, but not crazy like everyone else who doesn't preserve vast quantities of computers. Swear on the Weeks and James book "Eccentrics," and a stack of holy 7th Edition UNIX source code, that it's the truth. ;-)