OT: FW: THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - test-drb@ccmp.vtda.org

5 Jun 2003

   This is OT but it's too good not to pass on. I'm sure that everyone on
the list can appreciate it.

   Joe

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Subject: THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... 
               If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, 
                          he blames the restaurant. 
              If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of 
            lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. 

                If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home 
                    drunk, he blames the bartender. 

            If your grandchildren are brats without manners, 

                             you blame television. 

              If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame 
                            the gun manufacturer. 

                   And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries 
                    to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers 
                          kill him instead, the mother of the deceased 
                            blames the airline. 
 I must have lived too long to understand the world as it 
is anymore.  So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is 
parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame 
Bill Gates...okay? 

Bye! 
Have a Great Day!

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