26 Jun
2001
26 Jun
'01
10:09 a.m.
--- Roger Merchberger <zmerch(a)30below.com> wrote:
Rumor has it that Ethan Dicks may have mentioned these
words:
Q. How do you double the value of a Yugo?
A. Fill the gas tank.
Q. Why do Yugos have rear-window defrosters?
A. To keep your hands warm while you are pushing it.
Q. What's the most important page of the Yugo owner's manual?
A. The page with the train timetables on it.
(Substitute "Lada" for "Yugo" for further entertainment)
-ethan
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Is there ever a time in a car's life
when it is worth 1% and still running? I doubt it, but I'm willing to
entertain exceptions.
Yugos.