The Geek Test...

Egad, I scored 41.22288% - Major Geek. That's embarrassing. It's a good thing I don't like Tolkein, or I'd really have gone nose down into the dirt. My suggestions for additions: * I have a goatee * I have a Van Dyke * I know the difference * I have a full beard * My beard is longer than the hair on my head * My beard reaches my belly (standing) * My belly reaches my beard (sitting) * The hair on my head reaches my shoulders (men only) * ...and I wash it weekly whether it needs it or not * The hair on my head is less than 1" long (women only) * I use Kool-Aid as a hair-care product (women only) * I've seen every Bruce Campbell movie, twice (or more) * When watching original Star Trek reruns, I mumble the script * I'd stop traffic in a 45 zone to grab a computer from the curb * ...and I've been involved in a traffic accident because of it * I've been to the hospital because of a computer-moving-related accident * I have a Pentium (I)-based computer running Linux running only sendmail (or nothing) * ...'uptime' reports more than 300 days, and I don't remember the root password * I prefer FreeBSD to Linux * The spare parts for my everyday PC don't fit into a single standard moving box * My coffee table routinely has at least one schematic diagram on it * My coffee table routinely has a piece of electronic equipment on it * ...in pieces * My house has a PBX * My house is wired for Ethernet * ...even in the bathrooms * My house is wired for fiber * ...even in the bathrooms * I share internet access with a neighbor via wireless * I have a wireless access point for the entire neighborhood * When the phone company/cable company/electrician leaves, I redo their work * I'd pay $1,000 to have dinner with Heidi Klum * ...I'd pay twice that for dinner with Woz * I'm wasting far too many cycles thinking up things like this Patrick