Definition of a Computer

I sent the following definition a few days ago: SPEEDY MORON First Corollary - If you provide it the correct program, it provides the correct result very quickly Second Corollary - If you provide an incorrect program, it provides the wrong result just as fast Why is it that the general public always blames the computer itself when a mistake is made rather than the VP who is responsible for managing the individuals who wrote the program? Note that I rarely say the the individual who wrote the program is at fault. Rather, it is management's responsibility to ensure quality control. If you attempted to send a reply and the original e-mail address has been discontinued due a high volume of junk e-mail, then the semi-permanent e-mail address can be obtained by replacing the four characters preceding the 'at' with the four digits of the current year.