On Fri, 14 Dec 2001, Boatman on the River of Suck wrote:
  Or in an atomizer...  TTY-Oil/Paper-Chad Cologne!
Coming soon to a
 store near you! 
Just think... if a female picked up on that scent and then was attracted
to me, there would be *absolutely* *no* *need* for further verification of
her suitability.  No more of "please state the Fundamental Theorem of
Calculus" and such.  What a good idea!
--
Jeffrey S. Sharp
jss(a)subatomix.com