Composing on paper, Green-bar, hardcopy output, card decks (L ong)

Very common trick at UNLV as well where I "borrowed" the CDC machine to do a summer job for the Clark County Classroom Teachers Association. At UNLV there was a sign at the deck submission window that said, "turn around time is 2 hrs." However on weekends there wasn't very many jobs being run so turn around was like 2 minutes (deck to printed output) but one old witch of an operator insisted on holding your printout for an hour or so before giving it to you. (Being the nice young teenage male that I was I would point out to her that my printout was sitting in the printer out basket. :-) Then she came up with a "scam." When I asked for my printout she would say, "It hasn't run yet, the queue is full." Which might have dissuaded me except that I could log into an interactive terminal and figure out that this wasn't true. So I wrote a deck that resubmitted itself with a random job name through the virtual reader. After running it the Queue really was full! With about 1000 jobs! She got a freaked trying to kill jobs in the queue that were obvious gook, but of course anytime on ran it would immediately fill up the queue again. Finally she shut down the entire RJE station (the actual computer was in Reno I think) and deleted everything by hand (of course some of the jobs "looked" real because their randomly generated names were credible, restart the RJE station and Whomp! full queue again. Finally, she just shut it down, deleted everything, and restarted it. I got my printouts from then on without any additional commentary. --Chuck