That is fantastic. I've never seen that before. It also illustrates how the
language is somewhat confounded by regional accents as well. Over here in
the US at least, the words "parquet" (pronounced par-kay) and "khaki"
(kak-ee) according to the verse rhyme, but here do not.
On Fri, Apr 5, 2013 at 7:56 AM, Liam Proven <lproven at gmail.com> wrote:
On 4 April 2013 20:16, Camiel Vanderhoeven
<iamcamiel at gmail.com> wrote:
On Thu, Apr 4, 2013 at 8:51 PM, Mouse <mouse
at rodents-montreal.org>
wrote:
English has inconsistent [spelling] rules, and
freely breaks them.
Indeed. In my more cynical moments I sometimes feel it has more rules
than it does words. Consider `laughter'. Now prepend an `s'. Or
change the `l' to a `d'. Or take `bough' and append a `t' to it. Or
consider all the ways to pronouce `ough': bough, rough, through,
though, cough, ought...
I'm fond of this poem by Rosemary Chen, I guess what's true for Asians
is also true for the Dutch:
Enough Is Enough
Four letters cause me disillusion
OUGH makes phonetic confusion
Four simple letters with four pronunciations
Make learning English tough for Asians.
OUGH has no logic, no rule
Or rhyme or rhythm; it will fool
All who struggle to master expression
English may cause thorough depression.
I pour some water in a trough
I sneeze and splutter, then I cough.
And with a rough hewn bough
My muddy paddy fields I plough.
Loaves of warm bread in a row
Crispy crusts and doughy dough.
Now, my final duty to do
And then my chores will all be through.
My lament is finished, even though
Learning this word game is really slow.
It is so difficult, it's very rough
Learning English is really tough.
If a trough was a truff
And a plough was a pluff
If dough was duff
And though was thuff
If cough was cuff
And through was thruff
I would not pretend, or try to bluff,
But of OUGH I've had enough
The ultimate test of English pronunciation is the Chaos, by Gerard
Nolst Trenit?:
http://www.spellingsociety.org/journals/j17/caos.php
It's quite famous - it's the verse that starts
Dearest creature in creation
Studying English pronunciation,
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.
I recommend it - memorising it would be useful for both students and
native speakers who have problems with the sounds of words. Its
internal rhyme and scansion provide many useful hints, although as a
century-old piece, sadly a whole bunch of its words are now obsolete.
I am perfectly OK with not knowing how to correctly say "topsail" or
"studding-sail". :?)
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