4 Apr
2013
4 Apr
'13
12:16 p.m.
On Thu, Apr 4, 2013 at 8:51 PM, Mouse <mouse at rodents-montreal.org> wrote:
I'm fond of this poem by Rosemary Chen, I guess what's true for Asians
is also true for the Dutch:
Enough Is Enough
Four letters cause me disillusion
OUGH makes phonetic confusion
Four simple letters with four pronunciations
Make learning English tough for Asians.
OUGH has no logic, no rule
Or rhyme or rhythm; it will fool
All who struggle to master expression
English may cause thorough depression.
I pour some water in a trough
I sneeze and splutter, then I cough.
And with a rough hewn bough
My muddy paddy fields I plough.
Loaves of warm bread in a row
Crispy crusts and doughy dough.
Now, my final duty to do
And then my chores will all be through.
My lament is finished, even though
Learning this word game is really slow.
It is so difficult, it's very rough
Learning English is really tough.
If a trough was a truff
And a plough was a pluff
If dough was duff
And though was thuff
If cough was cuff
And through was thruff
I would not pretend, or try to bluff,
But of OUGH I've had enough
Camiel.
English has inconsistent [spelling] rules, and
freely breaks them.
Indeed. In my more cynical moments I sometimes feel it has more rules
than it does words. Consider `laughter'. Now prepend an `s'. Or
change the `l' to a `d'. Or take `bough' and append a `t' to it. Or
consider all the ways to pronouce `ough': bough, rough, through,
though, cough, ought...