>Remember When...
>
> A computer was something on t.v.
> from a science fiction show of note
> A window was something you hated to clean
> and ram was the cousin of a goat
>
> Meg was the name of my girlfriend
> and gig was a job for the nights
> now they all mean different things
> and that really mega bytes
>
> An application was for employment
> A program was a t.v. show
> A cursor used profanity
> A keyboard was a piano
>
> Memory was something that you lost with age
> A CD was a bank account
> And if you had a 3" floppy
> you hoped nobody found out
>
> Compress was something you did to the garbage
> Not something you did to a file
> And if you unzipped anything in public
> you'd be in jail for awhile
> Log on was adding wood to the fire
> Hard drive was a long trip on the road
> A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
> And a backup happened in your commode
>
> Cut you did with a pocket knife
> Paste you did with glue
> A web site was a spider's home
> and a virus was the flu
>
> I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
> And the memory in my head
> I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
> But when it happens they wish they were dead >>