Ah, the computer age.....

>Remember When... > > A computer was something on t.v. > from a science fiction show of note > A window was something you hated to clean > and ram was the cousin of a goat > > Meg was the name of my girlfriend > and gig was a job for the nights > now they all mean different things > and that really mega bytes > > An application was for employment > A program was a t.v. show > A cursor used profanity > A keyboard was a piano > > Memory was something that you lost with age > A CD was a bank account > And if you had a 3" floppy > you hoped nobody found out > > Compress was something you did to the garbage > Not something you did to a file > And if you unzipped anything in public > you'd be in jail for awhile > Log on was adding wood to the fire > Hard drive was a long trip on the road > A mouse pad was where a mouse lived > And a backup happened in your commode > > Cut you did with a pocket knife > Paste you did with glue > A web site was a spider's home > and a virus was the flu > > I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper > And the memory in my head > I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash > But when it happens they wish they were dead >>