On Thu, 21 Mar 2013, Gary Sparkes wrote:
I've got this WONDERFUL
*****RARE*****
**** SUPER CLASSIC ***** @@@@ LOOOK @@@@******MUST SEEEEEEE******
****////ORIGINAL DELL/////******
2.8GHZ *SCREAMER FOR ITS TIME* PENTIUM *4* (NOT MANY LEFT!!!!!)
**** TWO GIGS OF RAM**** SMALL IN OUR TIME, BUT HUGE, HUGE ABSOLUTELY HUGE
FOR A WORKSTATION OF THAT PERIOD.
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY FOR SALE ON THE MARKET~!!!!!! ORIGINAL LIST PRICE
$1,400 YOURS NOW FOR A LIMITED TIME BID STARTING AT $10,000
GOOD LUCK AND HAPPY BIDDING!!!!
I died a little inside typing that out.
If it's any consolation, I died a little bit reading it.
g.
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