26 Jul
2012
26 Jul
'12
12:51 p.m.
How about ... "One ringie dingie"Ben.
Adding to the noise pollution, but why not merge this with those silly disclaimers and a
surfeit of caps to be the following:
"If this e-mail message has reached anyone other than the person who is reading it,
then be advised that it is privileged information and reading, divulging, or even thinking
about doing that will attract the unmitigated ire of ... HOW DARE YOU! YOU READ IT
ANYWAY!! NOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GET UNPLEASANT!!! LIKE YOUR SLEEP?? WELL, DON"T
COUNT ON GETTING MUCH MORE OF IT! RINGY-DINGIES ALL NIGHT COMING RIGHT UP!
We're the phone company. We don't care. We don't have to.