Or you could install linux on them and donate them to 3rd world
       countries as mail/usenet uucp machines for individual
       villages.  This is a _useful_ and humane thing to do!
--jmg
  Date: Thu, 9 Apr 1998 16:00:30 -0400 (EDT)
 From: Captain Napalm <spc(a)armigeron.com>
 To: "Discussion re-collecting of classic computers"
<classiccmp(a)u.washington.edu>
 Subject: Re: Wirehead Update
 It was thus said that the Great Zane H. Healy once stated:
 >The other thing I need to do is find uses for the pile of 386 and 486
 >boxes in my garage.  It's 6 feet wide and 4 feet tall, neatly stacked. 
   Well, you could install Linux/Beowulf on them and get supercomputer
 performance, then rent space on them.  Beowulf is clustering software for
 Linux developed at NASA and freely available.  It's been used in several
 other labs with great results (from what I hear).
   Check out 
http://cesdis.gsfc.nasa.gov/linux/beowulf/ for more information.
  Of course the smartalick answer that came to mind
was to turn them on end,
 get some cement, and build a shed useing them instead of bricks :^) 
   Of course there's always that.
   -spc (Or set up a massively parallel web server and rent space out on it)