That reminded me of all sorts of artifacts that
"noobs" are sent on
fools' errands for...
Muffler Bearings
Flight Line
Tape/Film/Lumber Stretcher
Prop Wash
A box of Grid Squares
Vampire Tap Plasma
5 gallon bucket (to capture dropped packets behind the relay rack)
Left handed Crescent Wrench
Torx Hammer
Ethernet Grease (can't let the cable dry out!)
etc... :)
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