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------------------------------------------------------------------------ Subject: T'was The Night Before Y2K Date: Sun, 11 Jul 1999 14:37:39 -0700 From: Ada Jane Cowper <ajcowper(a)juno.com> To: bobalbert(a)juno.com, barrett5(a)uswest.net, JIMJOANNE(a)WORLDNET.ATT.NET, Eybraddy(a)aol.com, hummingbird78(a)juno.com, jespooh(a)webtv.net, jhaumann(a)juno.com, arhering(a)juno.com, jeanlen(a)juno.com, loisjew(a)aol.com, dgkhoops(a)uswest.net, MISTERRJL(a)aol.com, dmiller6(a)cwix.com, jimimiller(a)tyler.net, murpheyr(a)goodnet.com, radie_luv.mau(a)juno.com, AudreyNovell(a)webtv.net, biged20(a)juno.com, jackscorner(a)juno.com, Dhvining(a)aol.com, marnwilson(a)aol.com, ACW24kt(a)aol.com, ccatchings(a)cap-az.com, lwmaple(a)uslink.net, JHStphnson(a)aol.com, j_alenskis(a)juno.com, maltshoppe(a)hotmail.com, AZ2gems(a)aol.com, hopinka(a)chavin.rcp.net.pe, RRVASQUE(a)logicnet.com.mx, milesbar(a)aol.com T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE Y2K Twas the night before Y2K, And all through the nation We'd soon see the bug that Caused such a sensation. The chips were replaced In computers with care, In hopes that ol' Bugsy Wouldn't stop there. While some folks could think They were snug in their beds Others had visions Of dread in their heads. And Ma with her PC, And I with my Mac Had just logged on the Net And kicked back with a snack. When over the server, There arose such a clatter I called Mister Gates To see what was the matter. But he was away, So I flew like a flash Off to my bank To withdraw all my cash. Then word of the shortage, Caused such a demand That the money was gone, And the streets were all jammed. When what with my wandering eyes Should I see on my screen But Millennium Bugsy, This must be a dream!. The hack of all hackers, Was looking so smug, I knew that it must be The Y2K bug! His image downloaded, In no time at all, He whistled and shouted, In a loud download drawl. "Go Intel! Go Gateway! Now HP! Big Blue! Everything Compac, And Pentium too! All processors big, All processors small, Crash away! Crash away! Crash away all! Ada Jane Cowper ajcowper(a)juno.com 520-477-2474