Jim Arnott wrote:
 And what's the difference between an engineering project and Christmas?
 None. You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
 (did I read that here?)
 Jim 
 And pay too! 
Well, The Jolly Old Elf has to deal with some less-than-pleasant
happening.... the local radio stations have a Christmas song in
rotation titled "I Farted on Santa's Lap"... we should be so
lucky that the fat cats in suits would have one land on them...
-dq