Tony Duell wrote:
But why would I want a PC on a desert island? I can
think of many things,
even electronic things, that would be a lot more use (a radio
transmitter would be high up the list...)
I'm going to make the usual assumption that the desert island in question is
reasonably warm (i.e. not in the Arctic Circle or a similar bloody cold place).
Taking that assumption into account, this is what I'd want, roughly in
descending order of importance:
- A knife. Victorinox, Leatherman, Stanley, anything will do as long as it's
sharp and reasonably clean (or can be easily cleaned). If you were in a plane
crash, go scavenge the wreckage.
- Some way of starting a fire. A few chunks of wood and a bit of string, some
wire and a battery, or some form of lens (think about that one for a minute).
Hell, I'll take a chunk of clear ice if I can cut or melt it (see "knife")
to
form a lens (although I think Mythbusters might have busted that one)... Can
probably find enough stuff to make a half-decent bow-drill on the island.
- A few days worth of food (ideally a week, but anything's better than
nothing). Again, if the plane is in good nick, go scavenge in the wreckage.
- A metal or other heat-proof tin would be useful (for cooking food and
boiling water).
- Water. Lower down the list because unless you just found a crate of mineral
water stashed in the cargo hold of a plane that just went down, you need some
way of making it safe to drink. That means fire and some form of heatproof and
waterproof container. See above :)
- Operable radio transceiver (read: with a decent amount of battery power) and
a spool of wire (for a "Bodgit and Scarper" style longwire aerial). My ideal
would be some form of HF rig, but an aircraft VHF rig would probably do as an
alternate. Steal the battery from the plane (if you can find it), pull the
radio, and bodge some cabling for it.
- GPS receiver. The radio transceiver is useful, but it's even more useful if
you can tell the person you just contacted "I'm Bill Bloggs, I was on XYZ
Airlines Flight 123, which crashed at 1.2345 North by 2.3456 East." Bonus
points if the GPS can tell you what country you've landed in, and if it's
within reasonable distance of any populated areas.
If I ended up (say) on a plane that crashed on a desert island, I'd like to
think I could probably salvage enough stuff from the wreckage to be able to
get a fire going, find enough food to last about a week, and (assuming the
avionics survived the rapid-contact-with-terrain) get the radio to work and
(depending on location) contact someone. At the end of that week? I'd probably
be up the proverbial creek in a wire mesh canoe with no paddle, unless I
somehow ended up half a mile away from civilisation. "Oh god, I've been
surviving on cream crackers and corned beef for TWO WEEKS and there was a city
WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE?!"
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Phil.
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