Radio Shack

Quothe Fred Cisin (XenoSoft), from writings of Fri, Feb 15, 2002 at 10:06:16AM -0800: Heck, anyone who has a time machine almost certainly also has a handy Ronnco Shrink-o-Matic ray gun and the absolutely free attachments that allow it to be used to slice and dice salads as well as shrinking time machines and REAL computers to fit into DeLoreans, ...but wait, that's not all, if one ordered one "now" (then), for only $19.95, one received, absolutely free, the invisibleizer attachment so that what it shrinks, squeezes, slices and dices can be hidden, but wait, that's not all. If one didn't wait and ordered one "now" (then), one also received the visibleizer attachment. Thats right, for that limited time only, one received a genuine Shrink-o-Matic with the absolutely free invisibilizer and visibilizer options, and, if ordered "now" (then) a deluxe genuine imitation vinyl carrying case would be provided as well, also absolutely free, for one low price of only $19.95. Yes, that's right, it shrinks, it squeezes, it hides, recovers, slices, and dices almost anything, but only if ordered during that limited time offer, if one hurried, as supplies were limited. Once again, all that for only one unbelieveably low price of $19.95! Yes, you heard that right! (activationchargesnotincluded) Only $19.95. :-) :-) :-) -- Copyright (C) 2001 R. D. Davis The difference between humans & other animals: All Rights Reserved an unnatural belief that we're above Nature & rdd(a)rddavis.org 410-744-4900 her other creatures, using dogma to justify such http://www.rddavis.org beliefs and to justify much human cruelty.