On Wed, 17 Apr 2002, Hans Franke wrote:
My
computer's heavier than yours.
new sig: My computer's got more blinking
lights than yours.
My computer's slower than yours.
My computer produces more humming noise than yours.
My computer has bigger relays than yours.
The company that made my computer has been out of business longer than
yours.
My computer requires more wire-swapping than yours to reprogram.
-- Pat