At 09:36 AM 6/6/2005, Vintage Computer Festival wrote:
My must everything be open to argument all the
time here? Especially when we're debating issues that have already been
argued and resolved many times over?
Receptionist: Yes, sir?
Man: I'd like to have an argument please.
Receptionist: Certainly, sir, have you been here before...?
Man: No, this is my first time.
Receptionist: I see. Do you want to have the full argument, or were
you thinking of taking a course?
[...]
Mr Vibrating: Not necessarily. I could be arguing in my spare time.
Man: I've had enough of this.
Mr Vibrating: No you haven't.
- John