Better not
tell them about the 28,000 mg Sodium Chloride spill in the
cafeteria. If water gets on that, it could dissociate into *Sodium*
and *Chlorine*!
ROFL!! And let's not forget that terrifying dihydrogen
monoxide!
MAN!!! WHY ARE YOU ROFLing????? Dihydrogen Monoxide can kill a man if breathed or if
you drink it (too much)...Too dangerous! :oO