22 Mar
2002
22 Mar
'02
6:09 p.m.
On Sat, 23 Mar 2002, Dave McGuire wrote:
Are you kidding? I've just escaped living near
College Park, Maryland
for the past nine years. I haven't seen this many heterosexual women
in the same place at the same time in, oh, about nine years. I now
find it prudent to apply a liberal quantity of ScotchGard(tm) to my
car seats before going out.
Car seats? Get a grip. Yes, literally, too. At spring break, on the
beach or near it, a motorcycle is the *only* acceptable conveyance.
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European or Russian only.
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