19 Mar
1999
19 Mar
'99
1:09 p.m.
Jason wrote:
My computer was recently hacked into, [...]
What would be the best thing to do here
Merle K. Peirce replied:
First, buy a machete.
Second, hack off the offender's naughty bits.
In this case, would that be his (or her) fingers, or brain? Better take
care of both, just to be certain.