Where on earth are LARTs illegal?!? And how did this
come to pass?!?
At the time of writing, I was thinking of a thermonuclear LART...
Fussion tends to eradicate the memory of the pain, so I stick
with bamboo LARTs... when not in LART mode, it's backscratcher,
so no one realizes the potential....
I always thought that a LART should have "LOUISVILLE SLUGGER" branded
on it (and that the LART should always be oriented with the brand on
top during application to avoid damage to the LART).