7 Apr
2016
7 Apr
'16
2:32 a.m.
The problem with lifetime warranties is that they're not about the
lifetime of the owner, and they're not about the lifetime of the
product. What it means is "as long as it's a product we're still
selling" (except for those cases where it *really* is the lifetime of
the product.. in which case it means "the warranty is valid until the
product fails").