You know,
Them: "I need to copy this floppy disk.
"Me: "What kind of diskette is it?"
"Verbatim."
"Floppy."
"Magnetic."
"Computer."
"System."
"Backup."
"Data."
"Accounting."
"Word Processing."
Technically correct, yet profoundly unhelpful.
I like it.
"What kind of floppy is it?"
"It's lovely!"
Peace... Sridhar