When the
'Drink' button is pressed it makes an instant but highly
detailed examination of the subject's taste buds... no-one knows
quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of
liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Because it was made by Lucas?
No, because it was made by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation, whose highly
profitable complaints division consumed the land mass of three major planets
and had a sign so heavy with their motto "Share and Enjoy" that it crushed
the entire department under its weight. After the catastrophe only the top
halves of the sign's letters were visible, which in the local language mean
"go stick your head in a pig," and are only lit at times of local celebration.
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