On Fri, 16 Apr 2004, Scott Stevens wrote:
On 16 Apr 2004 23:53:40 -0400
"R. D. Davis" <rdd(a)rddavis.org> wrote:
Quothe Dwight K. Elvey, from writings of Fri, Apr
16, 2004 at 07:40:00PM -0700:
Hi
I used to make saltpeter and sugar rockets when I was a kid.
To bad one can't get saltpeter anymore without signing your life away.
Hay, why not just make your own, using easily obtainable materials
(e.g., horse manure, etc.)? :-)
Be careful now, you'll have the 'Homeland Security' folks shutting down all
the horse stables and impounding manure.
Heeeeeyyyy!!!! That's freakin' BRILLIANT!!! Tons and tons of HorseShit
dumped in/around Herr Ash-Krofft and his unruly band of
much-darker-than-red shirted thug^H^H^H^H NuPatryuts(tm).
Of course, having neither Humor, nor Brains, I'm afraid the irony would
be lost on them.
Doesn't keep it from being a most wonderful idea; one that the Equine
Husbandry folks might welcome as well... free mucking!
O well, this is hideously off topic.
Sue me...
Cheers
John