Looser Attitude Readjustment Tool.  LART.  Usually a
big stick, but  
can be
 anything handy that can inflict pain and suffering upon
loosers who  
don't
 know a calculator from a computer and think Bill Gates
is Good. 
I would say the optimal is a PC clone case with Windows 95 cds glued
on. Anyway, what IS the difference between a computer and a calculator
(yeowch!)? I know the one between a Cray and TI-10 (4-function calc.),
but what about a 68k based TI-92 graphics, which a friend of mine is now
making a multitasking OS for? It has a full keyboard (half the area).
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